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The baby shower cavalry has arrived!

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[chuckles] I've got
a punch bowl and a cake stand

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and a gold-plated armadillo.

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- What do we need that for?
- I was just trying to get rid of it.

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This giggly girl-fest is gonna be so lame.

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Oh, come on, Kyra. Baby showers are fun.

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We get to eat and play games.

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- What kind of games?
- Well, there's this one

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where anytime someone
says the word "baby,"

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you get to take the clothespin
off their shirt.

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What's a clothespin?

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Okay. Mom's starved for fun,

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but what's your excuse
for coming to the shower?

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I'm an adult. I get to drink.

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[gasps] Oh, my God.
These are so cute! [giggles]

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I can't wait for my party.
All my friends are coming.

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Wait. Who's Gladys Horsted?

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A dear old friend of the family.

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Who has money coming out her hoo-ha.

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Which she had lifted, by the way.

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So the only reason we invited your friends
is because they have money?

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It's not about the money.
It's about the gifts. [chortling]

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Plus, they've had babies,
so they know what you need.

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Like a stroller, diaper bag, car seat.

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Why do I need a car seat?
I don't even have a car.

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Unless your baby plans on walking home
from the hospital,

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she's gonna need a car seat.

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- For the car I don't have?
- [chuckles]

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You know the rule. Your daddy and I will
get you a car when you can pay for half.

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Oh, like that's gonna happen.

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What? She has five bucks
to her name and owes me 20.

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Jake will have a car before she does.

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I'm saving for a Porsche.

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Okay. We got the chairs
from old Mrs. Jenkins,

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but she says she wants a receipt.

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Yeah. Apparently, you borrowed a cup
of milk from her a year ago,

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and you never paid her back.

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She can remember a cup a milk,

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but she can't remember to wear pants
when she goes outside?

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Honey, look at the cute plates
Mom bought for the shower.

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Ohh. Those are adorable. [chuckles]

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I don't have to be there, do I?

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- Ladies only.
- [both] Sweet!

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Hey, listen. Thanks for letting
Barbra Jean come to the shower.

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Can we pin a tail on her?

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Right after we hide-and-don't-seek her.

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Hey. Just make sure
she brings an appropriate gift.

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Cheyenne's friends will take care
of the thongs and lip gloss.

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[chuckles] Don't worry.

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I'm on my way to Ed's Video
to pick up a big-screen television.

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A big-screen television?

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Brock, you're supposed to be
getting something practical.

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That's practical.

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Van's gonna need something to do while
Cheyenne's taking care of the baby.

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Okay. Fine. I'll get something practical.

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Oh, and Brock, F.Y.I., foosball table,
not practical.

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[theme song playing]

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{\an8}<i>♪ My roots are planted in the past ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Though my life is changing fast ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Who I am is who I want to be ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ A single mom who works too hard ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ Who loves her kids and never stops ♪</i>

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{\an8}<i>♪ With gentle hands
and the heart of a fighter ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm a survivor ♪</i>

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- [women] Aww!
- [woman 1] How cute.

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- [all giggling]
- [woman 2] Aww.

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Guess Cheyenne's weight for a buck?
Winner gets $10.

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{\an8}I'm in. Let me take a good look first.

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{\an8}Cheyenne, stand up.
Mrs. Horsted wants to see your dress.

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{\an8}Oh.

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{\an8}See? She's huge.

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{\an8}- Mom.
- 181 pounds.

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{\an8}Okay. Her gift better be good.

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{\an8}Here. [mouths words]

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{\an8}Wow! One of these!

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{\an8}- It's a breast pump.
- Ew.

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{\an8}I mean, thank you.

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{\an8}I'll think of you whenever...

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{\an8}Yeah.

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{\an8}Can I see? Can I see?

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{\an8}Ohh!

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{\an8}Oh, these are nice.

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{\an8}I think I just became lactose intolerant.

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{\an8}Okay. This is from Jeanette,
Kimberly, Megan and Shelly.

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{\an8}Also known as "the easy girls."

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{\an8}Oh, my God! This is so cute!

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{\an8}Oh. Your little girl's
gonna look precious in that.

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{\an8}No, it's for me when I'm thin again.

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{\an8}I'm gonna wear this home
from the hospital.

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{\an8}[chuckling]

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{\an8}Keep dreamin'. [laughs]

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Well, thank you, guys,
so much for everything.

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Not so fast.
There may be one present left.

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Something special from me
to my beautiful granddaughter.

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Mom.

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[women gasping]

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- [woman 3] Ohh.
- [woman 4] Gorgeous.

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I started sewing on this quilt
the day I found out you were pregnant.

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Well, maybe a few days later.

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That first week, I was sedated.

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Each little square
is made from your baby clothes.

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She said, "Baby!" She said, "Baby!"

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I win! Ha-ha! [giggling]

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Somebody needs to put her down.

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You're the best mom ever.

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Whoo. Where am I,
the Miss America contest?

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Look at all these beautiful women!

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You must be security.

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I thought we agreed not to hire a clown.

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I just stopped by
to drop off a little present.

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Oh? Where is it?

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Close your eyes. All right.

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What's that smell remind you of?

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I don't know.

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A new car?

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Oh, tell me you didn't buy her a new car.

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No. Of course not.

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- It's got 40,000 miles on it.
- [gasping]

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Oh, my God! You bought me a car?

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- Daddy!
- [giggling]

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Come on. It's in the driveway.
Let's go take a look.

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A car! I can't believe it!

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She'd have been better off
with a foosball table.

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How could you do that?
How could you just go out and buy a car

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without consulting me?

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You said practical. It's got four doors.

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Brock, we had a rule.

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Our kids do not get a car
unless they can pay for half.

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Come on. We also had a rule that said
no boys in Cheyenne's room,

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but that pretty much flew out the window.

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Cheyenne is gonna be a parent soon.

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It's more important now than ever
that she learn responsibility.

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Hey. I hear you,
but the situation's different now.

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I mean, would it kill us to bend a little?

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No. A rule's a rule.

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Oh, come on! We've caved on lots of rules.

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What about "No toy guns for Jake"?

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And how about "Kyra can't
wear makeup till she's 16"?

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You were the one who bought the
six-shooters and the glitter eye shadow.

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- She said, "Please."
- [Reba groans]

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Come on, Reba. Times change.

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You have to be flexible with kids.

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Oh, I know what flexible means.

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We make a rule, you break it,

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and once again, I'm the bad guy.

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All right. Fine.

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You want me to take the car away?
I'll take the car away.

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- Cheyenne!
- No! You can't do that!

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You take it away now,
they'll know it's just because of me.

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Well, it is because of you.

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Okay. Fine, fine. My mistake.
I'll take full responsibility.

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Better get to 'em before
they get too excited about it.

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[Van] Coach!

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A car?

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[laughing]

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But it's not fair. We need a car.

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No, I know, honey, but there's a reason
for rules like this.

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They teach you responsibility
and a good work ethic.

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I have a good work ethic, don't I?

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For someone who's never worked, you do.

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But if our baby doesn't
have a car for senior prom,

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all her buddies are gonna laugh at her.

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Maybe she should have thought about that

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before she spent all her wedding money

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on a football signed by Troy Aikman.

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She loves that ball!

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I'm sorry, guys, but a rule's a rule,

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so for now, the car stays in the garage.

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And when you've earned $3,000, it's yours.

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Now, I know you think
what I'm doing isn't fair,

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but in time, you'll come to
see that it's what is best.

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- It's okay, Dad. We understand.
- Okay.

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Thanks a lot, Mom.

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So you like your presents?

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The ones I got to keep.

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"Thank you, Mom, for this great shower

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and for spending eight months sewing
this beautiful treasure for my child!"

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[Imitating sobbing]

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- Sorry. And I really do like my quilt.
- Great.

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I cannot believe
you saved all my baby clothes.

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Well, actually, this blue square
right here is from Jake's sunsuit.

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I'll throw in one of your bras
when I make his quilt.

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[Cheyenne laughs]

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Cheyenne, I know you and Van
are disappointed about the car,

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but your daddy and I
think this is the best thing to do.

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Van and I are gonna be parents.

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It would be so much easier
if we had a car.

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Yes, it would be easier.

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But sometimes the easy way
is not always the best way.

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Besides, wouldn't you
rather earn something

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than just have it handed to you?

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No.

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Big news! You are looking at
the new sauce-and-cheese captain

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at Fat Tony's Pizza Palace!

195
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Oh, Van, that's terrific!

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Or should I say Captain?

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Honey, this is so great.

198
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Hey. At minimum wage, we'll be driving
on Easy Street in no time.

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I wish I could get a job.

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Who wants a knocked-up pizza girl?

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Hey. I tell you what, Cheyenne.
You can come work for me.

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You don't do anything.

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Well, that's true,

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but the little fairies who pick up
after you are going on vacation,

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so you can help me around the house.

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And that way, you and Van can both
earn money towards the car.

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Thanks, Mom. I'm gonna make your life
so much easier.

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Hey. Let's go upstairs.

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- You can help me memorize cheeses.
- Okay.

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Fairies?

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00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:25,768
Anyone? Help!

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- Hi, Mom.
- Wow.

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You at the dishwasher
and me without my camera.

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Just my fifth load today.

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Great.

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Do we have that many dishes?

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00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,912
Oh, I didn't just wash
the breakfast dishes.

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I washed all the dishes.
I kinda got into it.

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[Reba chuckles]

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- Where'd this white one come from?
- Your china cabinet.

221
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The bluebonnet plates
my great-grandmother hand painted?

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- Yeah. They were all dusty.
- And hand painted.

223
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Shouldn't that paint be dishwasher safe?

224
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They didn't have dishwashers back in 1898!

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- Right. Sorry.
- Ohh.

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- I could do something else if you want.
- No, no, no.

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You've done so much already.

228
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Okay. Well, I worked for four hours today,

229
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plus a half hour lunch,
so we'll just call it six.

230
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Mom! Dad bought me the solar system!

231
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I wondered how he was gonna top that car.

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00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:30,916
Hey. Nice call on the planetarium.

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- It was very educational.
- He fell asleep.

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The cosmos is so serene.

235
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Dad, I made $120 today.

236
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No, you didn't.

237
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Oh, that's great, honey.

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I'm so proud.
My little girl pulling her own weight.

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Yeah, and at 181 pounds,
that's saying a lot.

240
00:12:55,065 --> 00:12:56,984
I do not weigh 181 pounds.

241
00:12:56,984 --> 00:12:58,694
Then how much do you weigh?

242
00:12:59,403 --> 00:13:00,279
Shut up!

243
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:04,158
The working man is home!

244
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,745
This is a great job.

245
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:10,831
At the end of the day, Fat Tony lets us
take home day-old calzone.

246
00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:15,169
Plus that snappy uniform.
Gee. Why'd I ever go to dental school?

247
00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:18,672
You know, every day I'm getting closer

248
00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:20,716
to that car Mrs. H
made you take back from us.

249
00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:22,593
Hey! It was a mutual decision.

250
00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:25,304
Yeah. That's right.
You know, you kids are lucky.

251
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:27,681
It took me a long time
to learn how to be responsible.

252
00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:29,475
Talk about a work in progress.

253
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:34,355
Uh-uh-uh. You are so sexy in that uniform.

254
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,982
- [giggles]
- Yeah? You should see me in my hairnet.

255
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:38,150
[Cheyenna] Mmm.

256
00:13:38,859 --> 00:13:41,904
You wanna know something even sexier?
I got a promotion!

257
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:44,031
You mean there's something
above cheese captain?

258
00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:46,951
Oh, yeah. Delivery.
That's where the money is.

259
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:50,621
See, Fat Tony's wife left him, so I'm
taking her shift until he can replace her.

260
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:53,582
Well, good going, son.
You see? Hard work pays off.

261
00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:56,919
Oh. Wait a minute.
Do they provide you with a car?

262
00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:59,463
No, but they give you
a really cool sign to stick on your car.

263
00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:02,174
- But you don't have a car.
- [chuckles]

264
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,593
Yeah. About that...

265
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:08,639
I was kinda hoping you
wouldn't mind letting me

266
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:10,599
drive our new one, just this once.

267
00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:13,185
- Oh, could he, Mom?
- Van, we had a deal.

268
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:16,188
You get the car when you can pay for half,
not before.

269
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:17,106
Right, Brock?

270
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:19,775
Whatever your mom says.

271
00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:22,528
We're a team on this one.

272
00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:24,905
I gotta go.

273
00:14:28,075 --> 00:14:30,744
Come on, Mom. Why do you always
have to be such a stick in the mud?

274
00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:32,913
Hey, Mrs. H, it's to help earn the money.

275
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:35,082
And the car's just sitting there
in the garage.

276
00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:38,085
I know that. That's the whole point
of this thing,

277
00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:39,795
is for you to earn the privilege.

278
00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:42,506
- Then let him use your car.
- [laughing]

279
00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:45,092
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

280
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:46,635
My car has a job.

281
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:49,471
It takes Kyra and Jake places.
It picks up the groceries.

282
00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:51,473
It gets speeding tickets.

283
00:14:53,225 --> 00:14:55,144
But it's my job and I said I'd do it.

284
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:58,772
I'm trying to be responsible here.
How can I be responsible if I can't drive?

285
00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:00,858
I'm sorry. It's not my problem.

286
00:15:06,113 --> 00:15:09,033
Man! Thirty deliveries in four hours!

287
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:11,785
Oh, and Fat Tony says
if we drive an hour of overtime,

288
00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:14,038
we get today's calzone!

289
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:18,959
Now I know why Fat Tony's wife left him.

290
00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:24,548
[Lori Ann] Reba, why are you
punishing yourself?

291
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:27,676
Cheyenne is destroying your house.

292
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,764
You've been driving Van around all week.

293
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:35,643
How many more nights do you have to work
till those kids earn the car?

294
00:15:36,226 --> 00:15:40,189
With salary, tips, no bathroom stops,
five years.

295
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:44,443
Remind me again why this is a better idea

296
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:46,528
than just giving them
the car in the garage.

297
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:48,906
You know, it was a good rule
when we made it.

298
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:51,116
[sighs] Of course, that was back
when we thought

299
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:53,410
Cheyenne was going to college,
getting married,

300
00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:55,204
having a baby, in that order.

301
00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:59,375
Just tell the kids you changed your mind.
Be the good cop for once.

302
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,961
Don't you think I wanna be the good cop?

303
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,004
But there's a principle at stake!

304
00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:07,758
Cheyenne and Van are finally learning
how to stand on their own two feet.

305
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,135
You ready, Mrs. H?

306
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,060
It's only five more years.

307
00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:29,321
Ahh. Hey, Reba.

308
00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:31,156
You look terrible.

309
00:16:32,282 --> 00:16:34,493
Don't you have a new wife to sweet-talk?

310
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,204
Cheyenne's making me brownies.

311
00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:40,165
I gotta tell you, you're doing
a wonderful job with both these kids.

312
00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:43,252
Cooking is so much fun. Oh, don't worry.

313
00:16:43,252 --> 00:16:45,295
I'll clean the kitchen
tomorrow, no charge.

314
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,424
Oh, thank God. Something without cheese.

315
00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,844
Okay. Van's here.
What did you two wanna tell me?

316
00:16:52,386 --> 00:16:53,971
- You wanna do it?
- No, you.

317
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:58,267
Okay. Here it is.
Our first installment for the car.

318
00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:00,519
[Cheyenne] One hundred dollars.

319
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:03,439
Already? That's very impressive.

320
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,858
Yeah. Only 2,900 to go.
We're almost there.

321
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,277
Oh, and that's just the beginning.

322
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:10,863
I've been doing all of Mom's housework
and she owes me big.

323
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,159
You were right
to take back the car, Coach.

324
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,994
Just giving it to us was way too easy.

325
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:20,414
Yeah, it was really rough at first,
but I'm so glad that we hung in there.

326
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:23,625
Yeah. I just hope someday
I can be half as good a parent as you are.

327
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:27,212
Now, now. I don't deserve all the credit.

328
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:29,339
Someone else was a big part of this.

329
00:17:30,257 --> 00:17:32,593
You two, for doing all the work!

330
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,470
- Yeah.
- [laughing]

331
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,764
All right! Wait a minute!

332
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,767
- You're fired, and I quit!
- What?

333
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:41,977
You can't quit!
We have a double shift tomorrow!

334
00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:44,396
No! We don't!

335
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:47,483
You can't have a delivery job
if you don't have a car.

336
00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:49,151
Why am I fired?

337
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:51,111
Because you're lousy at your job.

338
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:56,909
I'm gonna pay you what I owe you
for ruining my great-grandmother's china

339
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,660
and then you two are on your own.

340
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:01,497
Coach, she's taking away my livelihood.

341
00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:05,250
I'm sorry, kids, but you heard your mom.

342
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:08,295
I'm sure she has a good reason
for doing this,

343
00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:10,547
even if it doesn't seem
to make much sense right now.

344
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,513
$2,900?

345
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:18,931
Six hours, right?

346
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,350
No way!

347
00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:24,144
That's what we need for the car!

348
00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:27,397
Is this a joke?

349
00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:30,234
You earned some of it.
The rest is my shower gift.

350
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,319
I knew there was more
than just that quilt!

351
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,450
Of course, Van, you'll wanna keep your job

352
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:41,203
so you can pay for the gas and insurance,
if you think that's fair.

353
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:44,123
Oh, it is more than fair.
It's "fair-tastic"!

354
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,166
- Thanks, Mrs. H!
- You're welcome.

355
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,669
Yeah, thanks a lot, Mom.

356
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,880
Oh, come on, Van.
Let's go sit in our new used car!

357
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:55,509
[giggling]

358
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:57,845
- What just happened here?
- I just got credit

359
00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,888
for giving them the car you bought 'em.

360
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:11,066
- Pretty clever, huh?
- What about your principles?

361
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,694
Turns out my sanity comes first.

362
00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:17,322
What about teaching
our kids responsibility

363
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:20,409
and a good work ethic
and all that other junk we stood for?

364
00:19:20,868 --> 00:19:23,954
Believe or not, I think
they really did learn something.

365
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:26,748
But most important, they love me the best!

366
00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:28,542
[laughs boisterously]

367
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,046
Okay. Fine.

368
00:19:33,797 --> 00:19:35,966
Yeah, you can be the good cop for now.

369
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:37,926
But watch out.

370
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:40,596
Cheyenne and Van are gonna
want a house someday,

371
00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:43,307
and Jake has always wanted a pony.

372
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,100
You wouldn't.

373
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:49,980
Oh, I've been compromising my principles
a lot longer than you have.

374
00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:54,109
Well, watch out. I'm a fast learner.

375
00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:56,195
[laughing]

376
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,703
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